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Pub. Date
[2006]
Language
English
Description
These jokes are doggone funnyānd we?re not kitten around! From ?Watch the Birdies? to ?The Reptile File,? all these wildly amusing gags center on our favorite pets. What kind of pet pooch does Dracula have? A bloodhound. How about this notice: Domestic cat needed to do light mousework. What do you get if you cross a bird with a snake? A feather boa. It?s a hoot, and illustrated with comical cartoons, too!
22) Funny food jokes
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Series
Pub. Date
2017.
Language
English
Description
"Where do hamburgers dance? At a meat ball. This and many other funny food jokes are waiting for readers to find with each turn of the page. Each joke is presented through simple text designed to appeal to even the most reluctant readers. Silly illustrations add humor to each page. The dynamic design is sure to entertain readers with its bright colors and eye-catching layout. Readers will be excited to share these fun jokes about food with their friends"--Provided...
Author
Pub. Date
[2015]
Language
English
Description
As a follow up to his autobiography, Paddle Your Own Canoe, the star of Parks and Recreation now focuses on the lives of those who inspired him. From George Washington to Willie Nelson, he describes twenty-one heroic figures and why they inspire in him such great meaning. He combines serious history with light-hearted humor -- comparing, say, George Washington's wooden teeth to his own experience as a woodworker. The subject matter allows Offerman...
Author
Series
Pub. Date
2017.
Language
English
Description
"Monsters can be scary, but they can also be silly. Readers will enjoy learning fun new jokes about monsters to share with their friends. The simple text allows readers at a variety of levels to appreciate and remember the charming monster jokes they learn. These jokes are presented in a captivating way, with a dynamic design and bold colors. This includes bright illustrations meant to provide additional humor and enhance the jokes readers discover...
Author
Pub. Date
[2019]
Language
English
Description
From the bestselling authors of How to be Parisian, what smart, savvy, fabulous French women think, feel and advise as they hit forty on life, love, and everything else Older, but Better, but Older has the playful wit, self deprecation and worldly advice we have come to expect from these bestselling authors, but now that advice is focused on the French woman's mindset as she hurtles towards forty. Caroline de Maigret and Sophie Mas are back to amuse...
Author
Pub. Date
[2017]
Language
English
Description
FDR had radio. JFK had TV. Trump has Twitter. Eisner Award-winning cartoonist Shannon Wheeler tackles the 140-character president. For the first time, these revealing snapshots of the world's most powerful man are collected, curated, and brought to memorable new life as cartoons.Some people are saying, I don't know, you tell me, but a lot of people are saying this is the greatest book of the year. This guy, Shannon Wheeler, he draws these cartoons...
Author
Pub. Date
2012.
Language
English
Description
"Joan Rivers, comedienne, actress, jewelry monger, lives by the golden rule: Do unto others before they do unto you--and for God's sakes, do it funny! During the past two hundred years Joan has gained acclaim as an award-winning entertainment goddess. Joan is an international star (she can sneer in eight different languages) having performed all over the world, raising eyebrows, dropping names, and getting laughs. Her career in comedy began with a...
Author
Pub. Date
[2014]
Language
English
Description
""What are my qualifications to write this book? None really. So why should you read it? Here's why: I'm a little fat. If a thin guy were to write about a love of food and eating I'd highly recommend that you do not read his book." Bacon. McDonalds. Cinnabon. Hot Pockets. Kale. Stand-up comedian and author Jim Gaffigan has made his career rhapsodizing over the most treasured dishes of the American diet ("choking on bacon is like getting murdered...
38) Dad is fat
Author
Pub. Date
[2013]
Language
English
Description
"In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who's best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children--everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers' communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four year olds ("there is no difference...
Author
Pub. Date
2015.
Language
English
Description
" "I believe Freud got it wrong when he said that the two basic drives that motivate our thoughts and behavior are 1) sex and 2) death, which he sometimes called aggression, go figure. So what runs the show, then? Fear of embarrassment prevails until the age of thirty, followed by the desire to lose weight, and finally, the need to sit down." In LETS BE LESS STUPID, longtime New Yorker staffer and former SNL writer, Patty Marx, employs the weapon...
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